erectrode:

can i get a one way ticket to being attractive please

(via sextnoise)


neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via sextnoise)


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via humanavalanche)


tonistarkofwinterfell:

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

(via sextnoise)


fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via simple-complexities)


flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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(Source: twiabpaianlatfwnogf, via sextnoise)